conan o'brien trying to control drunk co-hosts sona and matt for 11 minutes straight

of speeding ticket no one gets out of speeding ticket like so I have a spotless record and I've gotten a lot of tickets remember we we went to dinner once with a reporter and I fell asleep at the dinner it was a cover story in variety and Sona took an edible and then at one point sona's head goes down onto the shoulder of the reporter so you're admitting that you did speed I did and so you I'm sorry when was the date the radar gun was last calibrated those are the questions you ask when you fight tickets you say hey

literal job UPS to just deliver this [ __ ] you're right what's in the what's in the package it doesn't matter what's in the package you're right how can I locate it without the contents you Dill what why do you need the content you well you should be asking me for my tracking number huh do you even work for UPS no you Dill I'm a temp you Dill I call can can I ask you a question yeah you dill weed your biggest insult is comparing someone to a pickle yeah I have talked to the greatest people in the world and then with you two

the restaurant that's that's great when did you know Sona that you were going off the rails a bit when everything just seemed like not that it's not funny usually but when everything was funny and then I was like I remember this feeling son is way out of control son are you going to be okay cuz you probably your tolerance is way down because you've had children and been breastfeeding and you weren't drinking for a long time if you were still breastfeeding right now and you fed your kids they'd both turn into Dean Martin